He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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