I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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