alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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