I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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