I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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