Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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