he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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