what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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