you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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