People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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