whats a polygalesbian?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds