Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Already got asked if we're dating

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(450): View more from Quebec

Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.

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(317): View more from Indiana

fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.

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(301): View more from Maryland

why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.

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(509): View more from Washington

Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.

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(817): View more from Texas

not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey

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(847): View more from Illinois

We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night

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