Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy http://tfl.nu/9kor
  Replies (3) Good night (1659) Bad night (633)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord http://tfl.nu/ym53
  Replies (10) Good night (2982) Bad night (831)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date. http://tfl.nu/v8b1
  Replies (7) Good night (4128) Bad night (968)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon? http://tfl.nu/8edy
  Replies (45) Good night (5700) Bad night (784)
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original.. http://tfl.nu/vkug
  Replies (25) Good night (4683) Bad night (1475)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping. http://tfl.nu/p29z
  Replies (27) Good night (1319) Bad night (4684)
• Favorite

  (559): View more from California

  I queefed so loud it echoed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (559): I queefed so loud it echoed. http://tfl.nu/ujmt
  Replies (56) Good night (2134) Bad night (11058)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final. http://tfl.nu/j44u
  Replies (9) Good night (5579) Bad night (1151)
• Favorite

  (719): View more from Colorado

  dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (719): dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it http://tfl.nu/atpp
  Replies (9) Good night (1149) Bad night (2824)
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer." http://tfl.nu/35qp
  Replies (4) Good night (2532) Bad night (744)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk http://tfl.nu/2ycv
  Replies (13) Good night (3958) Bad night (1238)
• Favorite

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (952): Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead. http://tfl.nu/k34x
  Replies (6) Good night (638) Bad night (1890)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower... http://tfl.nu/hy7a
  Replies (1) Good night (477) Bad night (691)
• Favorite

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (320): Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked. http://tfl.nu/11jv
  Replies (2) Good night (677) Bad night (349)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  "YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple 

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): "YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple  http://tfl.nu/x0fq
  Replies (3) Good night (623) Bad night (305)

Randomize