apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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