if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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