It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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