you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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