weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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