would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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