Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize