are you so shy because you have an std?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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