I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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