Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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