i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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