How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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