He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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