I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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