Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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