Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So much rum. So many feels.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
