I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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