OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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