It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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