break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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