I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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