Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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