Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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