He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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