Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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