did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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