The maid of honor just puked.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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