i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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