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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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