I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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