walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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