omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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