Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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