She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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