I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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