Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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