ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
