If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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