Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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