My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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