me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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