people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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