If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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