Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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