I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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