I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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